taking someone else’s mobile off a charger and replacing it with your own.
man, my phone is flat and someone charge b-mp (ed) me when i left in on the charger.
- j*panese blazer
the act of a j-panese person defecating on another person by surprise. those south african rugby players sure got a good j-panese blazer over the weekend
a conjunction of r-t-rd & rekt placed into one word. this word can be used towards a player who reckons he’s got really good skills or reckons he’s the best player there in a game but really doesn’t and ends up being defeated, humiliated instead or just lack skill can also be used in person […]
- crusty nugget
unwashed and unclean genitalia that produces a crusty film wtf man? i don’t want to see your crusty nugget. i wouldn’t touch that crusty nugget with a ten foot pole. as soon as i wwnt down and saw that crusty nugget, i was out the door faster than the flash on cocaine
a word accidentally used when speaking to an officer of the law while intoxicated. officer: sir, have you been drinking tonight? driver: no offisner, i only had ten shots of vodka.
- bad tipper
someone acting like they put a few quarters in the tip jar when they really just dropped in 2 pennies also people who don’t tip because it is “optional” and have no guilt afterward friend 1: yo, should i pay a tip? friend 2: nah, they’re optional friend 1: screw it i’m not being a […]