Charge the dolphin
when a man m-st-rb-t-s almost to the point of climax before going out for the evening, providing the extra incentive to find someone to help him finish what he started.
i really want to get some strange last tonight so i’m going to go upstairs and charge the dolphin before heading to the bars.
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