cheap date


a person, usually a girl, who you can take out without worrying about $100 restaurant tabs. she’s usually a vegetarian or prefers pasta and appetizers to a steak and lobster dinner. some prefer going to a cafe or fast food instead of a fancy restaurant. if she doesn’t drink any alcohol that’s even cheaper.
barbara chose pizza when we went out sat-rday night and bowling the previous week. i thought she would be the type to break the bank but so far she is a cheap date.
someone who gets drunk easily, especially on a date and someone who has s-x afterwards.
ian roderick’s sister is a cheap date.
a person who has a low tolerance for alcohol and becomes intoxicated quickly after relatively few drinks.

the expression originates from the “traditional” dating scene where men pay the bill for the evening, including for the woman’s drinks. the intent is that little money is needed for them to either have had their fill for the evening, or to be drunk enough that s-x is likely to follow.

in modern times, the term is applied almost equally to men and women regardless of orientation.
“frank sure is blitzed.”
“he’s only had two. must be a cheap date.”
a person who does not need very many drinks to become intoxicated.
if your a cheap date i’d hate to see your parents at a bar.
a video game reference for an enemy that is, despite appearance, stats and, or weapons, very easy to defeat while requiring little or no effort.

a more general therm for an “anticlimactic boss”
letz shake from no more heroes who is introduced within a cutscene and then defeated by a different character within the very same cutscene.

every boss to appear in a grand theft auto game i.e. mikhail faustin as he will simply give up and let you kill him. thus clearly being a cheap date.
someone who doesn’t pay for their dinner.
a wh-r-, a sl-t or a blow up doll

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