getting a bl-wj-b with a condom on.
how was that chick last night?
it kinda sucked, she gave me a cheeseless quesadilla and then called it a night.
- nugget break
a break to eat chicken nuggets hey man i’m gonna take a nugget break
turning an english word into a spanish one by adding “el”, or “o” to the word. that man is el’stupido! (mexicized)
- light novel syndrome
when an anime gets adapted from a light novel, and the anime ends too abruptly with very little closure. often, the anime will not get another season and it ends on an odd cliff hanger. notable examples that suffer from light novel syndrome are “is it wrong to pick up girls in a dungeon?”, “no […]
- closet p*ssy
someone who externally acts likes a bad-ss and tough as h-ll and isn’t afraid of anything but you catch them off guard and they are scared or scream. my girlfriend is a tough brod or at least i thought until i came home late at night from work and came into the room when she […]
- street torpedo
the gentle breeze felt while skateboarding with your zipper down causes one to get an erection; the skateboarder then wipes out and falls directly on his d-ck, breaking it or causing disturbing damage. i can no longer have children because i was skateboarding yesterday and did a street torpedo.