Street Torpedo

the gentle breeze felt while skateboarding with your zipper down causes one to get an erection; the skateboarder then wipes out and falls directly on his d-ck, breaking it or causing disturbing damage.
i can no longer have children because i was skateboarding yesterday and did a street torpedo.

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