cheesy finger


the aftermath of slipping one’s finger into the depths of disease infested v-g-n-, resulting in a mucus-like coating coupled with a putrid odor on the surface of the finger.
anthony: “dude that girl you hooked up with looked like a real sk-nk!”

eddie: “yea i know, i’ve had this cheesy finger ever since.”

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