Chert
1. a proclamation of a lovely and individualistic event.
2. utterance displaying moment of joy and exultation at the quality of a moment in life.
example
“dude, the mantle crux on that 5.10c crack was so chert!”
slang word meaning “whatever” or “yea right”
ugly wh-r-: “man im so s-xy”
guy that heard it: “chert!”
an incredibly greasy p-ssy.
stan: “dude, tara is such a babe.”
fred: “nah dude, she’s got the biggest chert. don’t go for her.”
another word for chode or durf.
dude, your chert smells like big foot’s d-ck!
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