Childproofing the House
a euphemism used for the term “tubal ligation”, or “getting your tubes tied”.
that little sl-t should consider childproofing the house.
after 8 kids, i should really consider childproofing the house.
i childproofed the house, but they still get in.
person 1: did you hear? lawanda just got knocked up again, and she doesn’t know who the baby daddy is.
person 2: she should really consider childproofing her house if she’s going to be such a sk-nk.
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