Chimney Sweeper
to force-feed ones hairy ball sack into the vertically positioned and open bung-tunnel of a friend or foe.
john – “ok jane, it’s time for the chimney sweeper!”
jane – “what’s that?”
john – “bend over and i’ll show you.”
jane – “no john, really? quit playing games and tell me.”
john – “sorry jane, you’re right. the chimney sweeper is where you take off your sweatpants, lay on your back, then roll your knees back until they touch your shoulders. this way your b-tt hole opens up and stares straight at the clouds above. then i’ll hover over your puckered poo packer and plunge both of my not-so-recently shaven j-zz tanks past the event horizon of your t-rd socket. duh!?”
jane – “oh dear. are you serious?”
john – “yes jane, yes i am”
a very large p-n-s
he has one h-lluva chimney sweeper. i was dingleberry-free for days.
the s-xual act consisting of first spitting on a significant other’s -sshole, then proceeding to orally stimulate said -sshole.
“so we watched this p-rno today, and this guy spat on the girl’s b-tthole and then licked it.”
“ya mean he gave her the chimney sweeper?”
to have s-x with someone to uhhh sweep the girl’s chimney
also see: backyard chiney sweeping
usu. said with english accent
ewwww you chimney sweeped that 300 pound lady over there, you dirty little chimney sweeper!
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