Chinese Dick Trap

when two men gently pinch the opening of their urethras in order to allow a small amount of air into the tract, then they jam the tips of their p-n-ses together and release the pinch hold. doing so will suction the p-n-ses together causing a chinese d-ck trap effect.
omg! did you see mikey and vinnie hold the chinese d-ck trap for three seconds bro!?
when you’re tryin’ to jackhammer a chick in the doo-doo hole too roughly so she clenches her o-ring making it impossible to remove your d-ck. you have to slow down and be gentle so she can release and you can ecsape. it helps when the chick is chinese.
i was too rough with ling, so she pulled a chinese d-cktrap on me.
when a male obtains an erection, then carefully pours hot wax down his urethra (pee hole). he must maintain an erection until the wax dries, then he slams his erect, wax p-n-s into the -n-s of another man so hard, that it shatters the wax, making it impossibly painful to pull the erect p-n-s back out of the -n-s. chinese d-ck trap.
so i just watched indian jones 4: kingdom of the crystal skull, and it was worse than getting a chinese d-ck trap. and global warming is a scare tactic made up by the liberal media.
two men cut off a womans neck and begin to f-ck it from each side. eventually there d-cks will get stuck. and they will have to push them together to get out.
dude did you hear they cut out that chicks neck and turned her into a chinese d-ck trap just because she wouldn’t give them brain.