a person who is completely in love with chipotle.
chipotle is gross
are you f*ck*ng kidding chipotle is life
eww how can you eat that
because i’m a chipolobear b*tch…
- chronic thyroidism
when the sack of weed in your pocket so heavy you pimp walk like you’re on steroids. that dude think he’s so cool, just ’cause he got weed, walking like he got chronic thyroidism.
- clam hoagie
a fat, meaty v*g*n* with exceptionally large l*b** that have the appearance of a think, meat stuffed hoagie roll. roger’s girl has a clam hoagie and she d*mn near suffocated him when she sat on his face during their recent smother play session.
lazy, pathetic journalism. typically used by no-talent, agenda driven *ss-clowns on espn as a click-bait plea. espn’s college football coverage sucks so bad, they resort to clemsoning in a sad attempt to remain relevant. any sports fan with a brain laughs at them. the act of delivering an inexplicably disappointing performance, usually within the context […]
when you beat someone up really bad that they get really hurt. “if you slap me i will put you in a coma” extended nap. i just took a coma. a coma is a state of prolonged unconsciousness, which can be caused by one of many, many things. many people believe that even if a […]