chlorine
1. a diatomic chemical element, number 17, which is a yellow-green gas and can form many compounds such as sodium choride.
2. the mixture of chlorine with various other chemicals that is added to pools.
i need to add some chlorine to my pool.
the breakfast of champions!!
non-swimmer: “eww, john, you smell like chlorine!”
swimmer: “no, i got up at four in the morning today to swim because swimming is manly and i’m too manly–ssed and s-xy to take a shower once in a while.”
the cologne of summer
-sniff- hey dude, it’s may 1st and i smelled some chlorine by my pool this morning, summer is near baby!
added to pools to kill harmful bacteria as well as hair. leaves a characteristic smell that lingers no matter how much shampoo or deodorant you use. prolonged exposure can dye your hair a dead-looking blonde (or dark brown if your hair is black).
d-mn, your hair looks great and you smell good. jk lol, you swam with chlorine this morning and even though you took a shower you look like you didn’t.
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