Chocolate Jesus
president obama]. makes reference to his skin color (black, or “chocolate”), and his status with his followers and the main stream media as an almost messiah-like figure, dispite evidence that he is, in fact, merely another politician.
“enough about obama, you’d think this guy is some kind of chocolate jesus the way people hype him.”
a formed chocolate bar in the shape of the lord and savior jesus christ
i gave that self rightious preachy fat b-tch a chocolate jesus for christmas. she loved it and then ate christ’s head.
similar to the filthy sanchez but with one major difference. after you’ve engaged in -n-l s-x you don’t just draw the mustache, you give them the full beard.
i gave your sister the chocolate jesus last night.
really, how’d she take it?
i don’t remember cause after i left i got struck by lightning.
other than the name of the tom waits song a chocolate jesus is the s-xual act of sh-tting in someones mouth and they die of e. coli poisoning and you hope they come back three days later.
i tried the chocolate jesus on carol the other day and i went to the tomb and the stone was still there. i guess she isn’t a choclate jesus.
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