when someone *rg*sms from oral s*x so hard they sh*t onto your back
i was eating sally out and she gave me chocolate wings
- santa breath
horrid alcoholic homeless breath from a vagrant ex-con of a santa. breath of a liquid lunch and a lifetime of bad decisions peter was happy to get off santa’s lap because his santa breath smelled like a scotch induced puke and a spoiled tuna and pickle sandwich.
- dark knighting
the act of taking a picture of the shadow of your d*ck and sending it to a colleague or female me: wanna see me dark knighting ? her: umm sure. her: omg what is that.
- chantelle cloete
1. the name of a girl who is beautiful, strong, and intelligent. one who is easy to fall in love with but impossible to let go. she is funny, exciting, and enthusiastic. chantelle cloete has an amazing personality that appeals to every person fortunate enough to meet her. her eyes are captivating, her smile, intoxicating, […]
- church clapping
when a person or group of people clap out of rhythm to a song we were trying to play our guitars around the campfire but gary kept church clapping and f*cking us up