Chode Bonger
an insult used towards someone that you do not like or makes you mad. it’s a combination of words used to describe someone who you would deem to be a chode, with the word bonger thrown in just because it sounds awesome. this insult is used to throw people off during an argument because they never see it coming.
mort: “dude, why did you puke all over my keyboard?”
wally: “i puked on your keyboard because you’re being such a chode bonger.”
mort: “…….”
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