Chode Candle


when a match is inserted into a man’s urethra
dude, i totally just gave garry a gnarly chode candle when he was p-ssed out

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    a person male or female. who nuzzles or uses their nose to poke around in the taint or chode area. as a form of foreplay. justin bieber loves to chode nuzzle kanye. getting his whole nose all up in the whole taint area. therefore justin is a chode nuzzler. for nuzzling kanye’s chode or taint […]

  • Chrissy Chris

    a definition of a crack head. wakes up to the thought of crack and doesn’t think twice about eating, not even a bit of a sandwich. you could tell this by the way he could fit through anything, even a tiny gap in your window, like a mouse- searching for dat cheese! steals most of […]

  • Classic Bob

    the defending of a lie by stating, “literally ask my dad” i went bungee jumping off the golden gate bridge, literally ask my dad. (cl-ssic bob)

  • classy turn up

    to turn up in a cl-ssy way. (i.e., drinking wine – not moscato). must speak properly and be sophisticated. cannot act ratchet or sloppy. sentence: yo when jessica turns 21 she is going to cl-ssy turn up.

  • Clenched buttcheeks

    another name for a try-hard. this is the act of being the try hard. after working long hours at his job, michael had to stay over and work overtime. you can say he had clenched b-ttcheeks.


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