chodified lunch
a bag which iz full of j-zzed up 10 year old lunch which is dripping and only just stable enough to hold its contents.
content is unknown, mystifying yet humbling!!
caution! : the slightest movment may set this sh-tbag off and iz highly dangerous if your milk in it which was due to expire on april the 5th 1982. if purple growth persists to devour the lunch call 999 or an exterminator as fast as your fat -ss will go!!!
guy 1)= hey isnt your lunch leaking??
guy 2)= no, no my chodified lunch is just a bit over its expiry date!!
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