Chody

a guy with a chode

a nickname for a guy with a chode or small p-n-s
nikki: so how was your night with drew?

kelly: drew? you mean chody. i was about to give head then saw his chode. so i had to end our hook up and made up some lame excuse
adj.
indecisive or neutral.
1. “quit being so d-mn chody and choose your pizza toppings!”

2. “because of switzerland’s chodiness, they’ve become known as the world’s choda.”
the most awesome guy in the world. a tribute to the male gender and all humankind. all other “definitions” were invented out of petty jealousy and spite, mostly by men whose women left them for a chance with a chody. most women can hardly describe their experience with chody other than they felt as if they were closer to g-d.
“i love chody”
“i left my boyfriend for a real chody”
“did you? i left my girlfriend and turned strait for a chody!”
“charlie’s parents should have named him chody because he is amazing!”
when you combine chad with cody which becomes chody.
chad + cody = chody
a male who is wider than he is tall. taken from the word ‘chode’ meaning a p-n-s of the same description.

chodys are rare outside of wales however there have been many sightings of a mystical chody residing in the bay of plenty region of new zealand’s north island and countless sightings reported in the united states.

a chody is generally a repulsive figure to females and open to ridicule from fellow males.

a chody is often a lonely individual.
check out that chody walking down the street. if you drew a j-ps eye on top of his bald head he’d look like an actual chode!
a nickname for a gay kid named cody who is shorter than he is fat. often referred to as a d-ckster
hes such a chody
a large, walking chode. can often been seen in the vicinity of computers, as the radiation they send out acts as a source of energy which chody needs to survive. once thought to be extinct during the early 18th century, however there have been recent sightings at lan parties.
“look at that guy, i bet he has a chode”
“you are wrong, my friend. he is a chode”