choob

a combination of the words noob and chocolate, which is used as the highest form of insulting one’s honor.
jon: i’ve never heard of project m before.
jeff: what are you? some kind of choob?
jon: i must commit harakiri to regain my honor.
jeff: go back to chooberta where you belong.
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a high level person, usually on an online rpg such as runescape, that acts immature because they know they will never have to meet the person their dissing. they also tend to diss people that are one lvl below them…
2: a high lvl that acts noobish in ways such as asking for money
lvl 69: you a noob kid
lvl 68: what the f-ck? im one level below you with the same armor and weapons
lvl 69: yea but your such a noob your gay…can i have free stuff?
lvl 68: f-ck you choob!
“choob” is a word used to describe the annoying kids who abuse the anonymity of the internet by har-ssing others:
childish
hateful
obscene
online
brat
choobs are typically found in online games, chatrooms and messageboards.
“haha, look at the silly little choob, why isn’t he in bed? its 9pm!”
scottish slang for someone who is an idiot or slightly dim-witted
i’m pure dead brilliant and that man
no youse no, youse a right choob you ken that
an online person that is a childish, hateful, obscene, online, brute/brat. a choob is a person in the words of the leader of the acm, the little kids online that have nothing better to do than cuss you out, challenge your gender, and talk about what they did with your mom last night.
kirk: i beat you!!
choob: i beat your mom last night, you @!@#!%^#@$#
kirk: you are such a choob
people who play like noobs and act childish in an online game.
the contraction of two word:
childs+noobs=choobs.
a guy connects at seven looks for a group to play. he doesn’t know how to use his player, slows the whole team so he’s manifestly a noob. the he tells the whole party to wait a minute because his mom wants him to stop playing and annoys everyone!
one of the guys tell hims after a while:
“man you’re one of the biggest choobs i’ve ever seen!”
chest p-b-s. and that’s final.
ex 1:
– what’s in my soup? is this… (looks closer) phew!! it’s only a choob.

ex 2:
– do you shave you choobs?
– nah. i respect my choobs.
the imaginary br–sts of a male or female animal, usually domesticated but not included to, where an individual finds surreal pleasure in either beeping or pinching them
” jumbo saw a cat with chunky little choobs and he decided to go over and beep them “