chris bartnicki
someone of polish decent, usually under 5 and a half feet tall, with a severe anger problem. typically has one arm bigger than the other and has what some might consider to be a “small” wiener.
you see that scrub in the pajama pants over there? he’s a real chris bartnicki
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