a chris hug is when a male gives you a long, slow, awkward hug while he strokes your back, ever so slightly humming into your ear with apparent pleasure. may be confused with molestation.
“oh my god sammi, he gave me a chris hug and i felt like i was being seriously molested.”
“if he held that chris hug one more second, i was gonna knock him the f*ck out!”
- holistic food
natural food that actually heals/cure diseases and or disorders. i.e. salt settles an upset stomach. john had cancer until he started eating holistic food. via giphy
- get a slice
v*g*n*; to get a slice of ‘hair pie’, “hairy triangle” dave was doing double back flips trying to get a slice of that reality defying redhead!! a lot of poor fellows burning in h*ll!, trying to get a slice!
- zz topped
when you get some head so good that it puts you to sleep. “bruh she zz topped me off and i fell straight to sleep 10 minutes into netflix and chill.”
- temperature chemistry
temperature chemistry is the most important attribute in relationships. it is important that if you’re hot 😉 your significant other is cold to bring balance into the relationship. that is how you know you are meant for each other. same if you’re cold your partner can comfort you if their temperature is hot that is […]