chrissied


chrissied- party girl type of drunk, dancing on tables, make-up smeared, raspy voiced, telling strangers personal stories, found the next day asleep outside jack in the box with taco wrappers littering the floor, the hottest type of mess.
im getting chrissied tonight”, “d-mn that girls getting chrissied”, “i was way to chrissied to go to work the next day

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