Dutch Soft Serve



when one disposes their fecal matter in another’s laundry machine. when one turns on their laundry/washer machine to do their clothes, they will be greeted with a happy ending to their laundry.the dutch soft serve causes an instant mixture of feces and clothing fabric to blend together and create the perfect mixture of greatness.
you’re at a party and notice someone’s laundry/washer machine is sitting unused. you can take adavantage of that and fix your or someone else’s/something’s fecal matter into the machine. the dutch soft serve.
when one disposes their fecal matter in another’s laundry machine. when one turns on their laundry/washer machine to do their clothes, they will be greeted with a happy ending to their laundry.the dutch soft serve causes an instant mixture of feces and clothing fabric to blend together and create the perfect mixture of greatness.
you’re at a party and notice someone’s laundry/washer machine is sitting unused. you can take adavantage of that and fix your or someone else’s/something’s fecal matter into the machine. the dutch soft serve.

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