christian nouveau
christian nouveau, if you belong to a trendy church based youth group such as younglife, or if your church has a big screen tv, or if during there is a rock band that plays during your service you are part of the christian nouveau movement.
john: is this a church?
kate: yea isnt is awesome!
john: why is there a huge tv hanging from the roof?
kate: we use it for younglife to display movies during lockins
john: kate, youre such a christian nouveau.
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