Christmas Day
a sh-t day when i have to spend my hard earned cash on my ungrateful little kids. a day that many people around the world hate, especially in the times where we are all skint because immigrants steal all our jobs and we get made redundant.
daddy, please can i get a new game for christmas?
no! i am not spending any money on you and i’m not prepared to spend ages wrapping a present with stupid wrapping paper only to have you unwrap it on christmas day, you can do one! sorry but thanks to that d-mn polish tw-t starting at work, my hours have been cut!
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