Christmas with a Capital C
better known as “strawman with a capital s”, “the strawman who stole christmas”, “cr-p with a capital c”, and various other t-tles (as noted by various youtube comments), christmas with a capital c is a straight-to-dvd movie releasing on december 2010 where an antagonist; a satan-loving, hate spewing, gay-agenda pushing, godless, christ-hating, evil muslim neo-n-z- heathen atheist (who comes from a big city) moves into a small town and tries to obliterate christmas for everyone by promoting tolerance towards non-christians by trying to get the town’s christians to place nativity scenes on private instead of public property. the small town’s inhabitants, who recognize jesus as the primary founding father of the united states of america, are deeply offended by this sheer breach on their rights to endorse religion in the government, and need to ensure that the evil atheist does not rewrite history nor leave out g-d this holiday season. in the end, even someone as deprived and sinful as the heathen atheist finds jesus and is healed by his power.
the movie’s completely accurate portrayal of atheism and secularism are one of the reasons it is going straight to dvd and will not have a theatrical release, to avoid biblical truth™ from offending the m-sses.
while there is clearly no debate on the power of stupidity in large groups, there is plenty of debate on whether or not the film is a parody of christianity, thus putting the context and sarcasm of this definition at scrutiny.
have you heard about that one movie coming out this holiday going straight to dvd about how some atheist guy moves into a small town? it was ‘christmas with a capital c’ or something, but the trailer doesn’t even come up on youtube without searching ‘movie’ or ‘trailer’.
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