church giggles
uncontrolable laughter in an inappropriate situation. coined by comedian kathy griffin.
julie: sorry i couldn’t make it to tim’s funeral yesterday. how was it?
bill: oh, it was really sad, but the worst part was when i got a case of the church giggles during the burial. i don’t know where it came from, but i couldn’t stop laughing.
julie: you’re sick, you know that? he was your best friend!
bill: oh like you’ve never gotten the church giggles before. need i remind you of your nephew’s briss?
to laugh during an inappropriate time, place or event.
“we saw a guy in a restaurant fall because his artificial leg came off. a lot of people, including us, had uncontrollable church giggles. we felt so bad afterwards”
a habit of children and immature adults to find things with little or no comedic value hilarious when bored in church in order to entertain themselves.
a brother and sister are sitting in church, begrudgingly listening to a sermon until the preacher says: “god owns everything from here to ur-n-s..”; at which point the two children attempt to silence their uncontrollable laughter. these two kids suffer from church giggles.
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