Churchin
to tell someone you’ll hangout or be somewhere soon, but never show up on time if at all. always uses bullsh-t -ss excuses.
“hey is michael coming over.”
“naw, he’s churchin us.”
churchin’ is the process of flirting with multiple girls at the same time. often occurs in the context of a church retreat or mission trip. similar to cakin’ it, but with multiple parters.
(michael walks in surrounded by a group of three girls.)
“daaaamn michael, stop churchin’!”
to be judgin someone harshly
monica takes her bong out and begins to take deep tokes in front of her new friend who does not in fact smoke. he gives her a look as though to say, i cant believe you do that. “you churchin me?” she says.
1. to proceed from one church to another, attending m-ss after m-ss, religious services, and/or bas-m-nt show(s);
similar to clubbing, but of the religious variety;
also churching;
2. like b-tchin’ but of more popish appeal;
1. we should totally go churchin’ tonight: m-ss at 5 at st. paul’s, confession before that at st. leonard’s, and later mewithoutyou at st. peter’s basilica.
2. did you see father’s moves; he’s churchin’!
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