Cigarette driver
a tightwad that will drive 20 miles out of their way just to buy cigarettes for 10 cents less than at the corner store by their house.
store owner:
“d-mn guy will buy his lotto, beer, and crack pipe here, but they won’t buy my camels, ‘cuz i’m too d-mn high. f-ckin’ cigarette driver.
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