clam hat


another term for the cl-toris.
i got mary off by rubbing her clam hat.
a female version of the teabag. thus, putting the v-g-n- on the face of someone sleeping or p-ssed out.
after jeff p-ssed out on the couch, none of the guys were b-llsy enough to give him a teabag, so sherri manned up and gave him a clam hat.
what the letter c is for as said by bunny from r-t-rded animal babies
c is for clam hat ~bunny from r-t-rded animal babies
cl-toris
her clam-hat is red and swollen
1. an individual who has a unibrow and a well defined forehead.
2. a nickname for truman hs debaters including, but not limited to, one nicknamed ‘object’
3. another name for a loose v-g-n-
1. “geraldo rivera has a clamhat that makes sadaam hussein jealous”
2. “what the h-ll? d-mn, she is so loose, everytime she walks its like her clamhat is giving her a standing ovation”
a v-g-n- so big that you could wear it as a hat.
dude did you hear about jess? i heard someone went down on her and saw she had a clamhat and ran away before his head got lost!

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