clap porn


when the skin of your t-st-cl-s claps against the side of your leg during intercourse or masturbation
i’d rather m-st-rb-t- with a rapier to the clap p-rn than spend one more minute with you.

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    undercutting oneself repeatedly in the course of a conversation thereby boring the listening party into an apathetic stupor i was just trying to get her in the sack, but she kept addendunumbing me until i took her self-conscious -ss back to her parent’s house.

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    the man, the powers that be, the state, esp. when referring to the government in power. often refers to a faceless ent-ty, powers unseen that exercise control. occasionally refers to unelected or unremovable powers. a dictatorship or totalitarian state. big brother. the bush administration is making the rules. microsoft’s administration could give a rat’s -ss […]


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