classic mean girl
noun- one who let’s an obsession over a high school boyfriend dictate the way they treat those around him. this creature is notoriously deceptive and conspires with a fellow mean girl to torture her ex’s new love.
amanda banana is a cl-ssic mean girl bc she can’t get over her ex, a man she does not even want for her own.
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