Cleaning the plate
when your eating p-ssy or v-g-n-
i was cleaning the plate last night
after completing that famous “chilli dog”, the man and woman both enjoy a feast of your leftovers. (leftovers being the sh-tty mess on the woman’s chest)
woman: wow i sure and hungry, wanna go out to sizzlers?
man: no i’m ok, i am still full from when we cleaned the plate. but it is a nice gesture though…
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