Cleanorize
v. to thoroughly clean and organize something at the same time. duh!
orig. a technical term for a particular kind of side work for wannawaf inc. employees
m-ffin: it’s 4 o’clock. can i make like a baby and head out?
mommam-ff: did you do your daily rotational side work?
m-ffin: well… i uh… didn’t know what cleanorize the waffle station meant.
mommam-ff: i have three words for you “no” and “urban dictionary”.
mommam-ff: you disappoint me m-ffin, you disappoint me…(sigh)
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