Cleft Bag
any mild deformity of the scr-t-m particularly accented by an excessively stunted midline fibrous septum
jim’s shyness around women arouse from what he felt is a deformed bag, which his doctor called a “cleft bag”
guy1: jim’s got a fuicked up bag
guy2: what you mean? from an accident or sumthin?
guy1: no it’s a cleft bag
guy2: what that?
guy1: kind of like joaquin phoenix except on your bag
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