Clenching Chowder
what happens after having unprotected -n-l intercourse with a man with a tiny p-n-s. the -j-c-l-t- doesn’t get past the -n-s hotel lobby (so to speak) and coagulates very close to the one and only exit; occasionally causing a bloated feeling or general lower gi discomfort.
after they found him half naked with his scout master in the closet, he ran to that restroom so fast you just knew he was clenching chowder.
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