clonker



big fat c-ck
you have a clonker
an idiot; one who thinks he knows, but does not
jesus, you are a right clonker
a common fisherman’s phrase to describe something big.
“that fish is a clonker”
finger

drunken english b-st-rdization, from the english word ‘finger’
i just wanna clink clonkers.
a pair of sh-t shoes, trainers, sneakers, pumps, plimsoles, boots or sandals. pritty much any bad footwear that either look ridiculous or have a sh-t brand name like a pair of ‘mercury bravados’ or ‘denver destroyers’. normally worn by a poor middle aged man who tries to look cool but fails epically.
look at that guy over there, he’s wearing a pair of clonkers.

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