cliff racer


a fictional creature, similar to a pterodactyl, featured in the video game ‘elder scrolls iii: morrowind’.

it is also one of the most hated monsters by regular morrowind players, notably for it’s high-pitched screech, inability to die, and the fact that there are almost always more than one of them attacking one’s character.
stephen: sh-t! there’s cliff racers everywhere!
sam: run away!
stephen: %^&–&#$%!@#$!!!
the flying enemy from morrowind that still haunts our nightmares. they were so annoying that the development team actually admitted the amount of cliff racers in the game being a mistake!

saint jiub drove them off, but a little bit too late.
nerevarine: i have finally fullfilled my destiny. now vvardenfell shall be save for.. wait, what was that noice?
-skreeeekk-
nerevarine: by azura, no! cliff racer!

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