cliffer
a worser version of a scab freeloader or mooch.
1. noun- a person who goes into your house uninvited, eats your food without warning. the human form of a parasite
2.verb- cliffing, the act of being a cliffer.
watch out! that d-mn cliffer is around… lock your doors!
a gentleman who makes love to sheep on the edge of cliffs so they push back into his body.
you’re such a cliffer, farmer boy
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