Clingex
a former girlfriend/boyfriend (mostly ex girlfriends) who you dumped but tries to keep being your friend to make themselves feel better about getting dumped. they wont leave you alone, to get rid of them you have to be an -sshole and tell them to f-ck off. nice people are f-cked because they end up actually becoming friends with them.
john: “bro i dumped sarah but she still texts me to hang out all the time, and always talks to me”.
tom: “d-mn bro shes a real clingex”.
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