Clinton MA
a small, condensed mill town in worcester county that was established in 1850. drawing many parallels to ireland, clinton seceded from lancaster because of different economies and cultures (clinton being blue collar/ factory orientated while lancaster more aristocratic/ land orientated). even till this day clinton is known for its toughness, its football(except this year), and its mainly irish population. most dudes can bang in a brawl (no h-m-)past a 12 pack and most girls are pretty with a distinctive style. clinton also has a fairly large latino community clintorico known to live in the projects which are not too dangerous. most irish names are from county galway or mayo and the irish humor is still there. also with a picturesque d-mn/resovoir, clinton is a nice place to picnic if you have condoms and some ham sandwiches. bottom line clinton is great, and i’m not even from there originally.
you from clinton ma?
ya why what’s the problem?
i just figured because you have a $300 outstanding bar tab.
a.k.a clowntown. was once a mill town, now is a refuge for drug addicts and welfare cases. cl-ssless girls and wannabe gangasta guys. it’s sad.
high school was built on a swamp (seriously? yes.) so it had to be moved and rebuilt. now it stands close to the town dump. great!
“best town by a dam site” what are we using as comparison towns here?!?!
“oh she wants to fight? why, because i looked at her?! she is so totally from clinton ma.”
“he needs to pull his pants up. people are going to know he’s from clinton ma.”
clinton ma, aka clowntown, is well known for its old style “boss tweed” like politics. most town officials are interrelated hacks and almost all town jobs are filled as patronage hires.
the latest group in power hates guns and the fact the town has a shooting range. they have been somewhat successful in stopping law abiding citizens from using this resource and also had a pond gated off so the elderly and handicapped cannot put their motorboats in the water.
elbert a selectman’s brother was given a job at the public school as a janitor in clinton ma because he’s always c-cked and cannot get one otherwise.
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