Clit Blocker
the annoying behavior exhibited by people, which inevitably results in a chick not getting laid. cl-t blocking can come in many forms, but typically has an element of someone dissuading a man from engaging in s-xual activity with a woman.
she cl-t blocked me last night! he was going to let me sit on his face, but then she came along and ruined it by demanding that i take her home immediately. ugh, what a cl-t blocker!
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