clit lit

trash novels, tv and movies written by, for and about self-centred women looking for men to stimulate their v-g-n-s and to sponge money off.
in the library: “where can i find ‘b-tchette jones’ diary’ and ‘slags in the city’?”
librarian: “they’re in the cl-t lit section, madam, next to the ‘how to use your vibrator’ manuals. it’s easy to find – there are lots of other boring b-tches with cardboard-cutout personalities browsing the shelves over there.”
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chick lit, what it is.
“s-x and the city” is cl-t lit filmed for tv. whatever girls read whenever they’re not envying the sins of lindsay lohan.
erotic fiction (mostly aimed at women)

a play on words from chick-lit
‘have you read the latest black lace cl-tlit?’
fiction, expecially literary fiction, written to promote philogynistic or gender-preferential political, philosphical or artistic agendas and att-tudes. frequently written by talented, but p-ssy novelistas, who p-ss all thoughts and words through the gender blender before publishing. tendency to be sanctimonious and gender-issue-oriented; tendency to be boring to all except true believers.
i’d rather swim the channel with rocks in my pockets than read cl-t lit, you know, like stuff by gertrude stein, woolf, steinem, dinensen, mary mccarthy or erica jong.