Good News Bible


just like the regular bible, except jesus saves a bunch of money on his car insurance.
the good news bible, the only bible that mentions a gecko.

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    1. a place where it is common to find a person hunched over masterbating. 2. any area with a quiet corner, preferably in a room with fewer than 7 people. 3. like a train station, except you m-st-rb-t- there. the other day tom was walking down the street, and noticed an abandoned ice cream truck; […]

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    total liar of a girl who collects hearts kid 1:dude, that girl is cute kid 2:oh no man thats arycca

  • Egb

    evil gossiping b-tch wow, julie is such an egb! she can never stop gossiping about the rumors going around. person a: ha look at her hair! what the f-ck happened to her this morning! person b: haha, you are such an egb! 2 more definitions net slang — egb = eat gl-ss b-tch cal: what […]

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  • Eight Inches

    1) size of a large p-n-s. 2) size p-n-s that most p-rn stars have give or take a few centimeters. “dude, i made her gag on eight inches last night!” 3 more definitions an imprecise unit of length. when used by a man describing the length of his p-n-s, it means somewhere between six-and-a-half and […]


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