clitterati


the fashionable, attractive set of women that frequent bars and clubs to be admired and ogled at. usually very hard to talk to.
“dude you should go hit on her, she’s banging.”
“no way dude, she’s a member of the cl-tterati — i’ll wait till i’m rich or famous.”
self-styled female experts on women’s affairs
cl-tterati are women who consider themselves as literary intellectuals with a high awareness of their s-xuality. usually they are female novelists, ageing movie stars, wives of powerful statesmen, chat show hosts, chat show panellists.e.g. germaine greer, hilary clinton.
top drawer p-ssy: a stunnng c-nt.
dude that is some world cl-ss p-ssy: a charter member of the cl-tterati.

elite feminine world cl-ss sn-tch
spiteful or overbearing people who conspicuously or ostentatiously attend b-tch-fests.
private parties on park avenue and central park west, where the literati mingled with cl-tterati.
a cl-toris covered in glitter glue. also known as the ‘glitoris’.
“my woman’s cl-tterati is sparkly”
lesbians who talk on women’s issues but with a heavy-slant towards the glbt community and slag off any woman who is s-xually liberated, attractive and gets her t-ts out for blokes. feminist tyrants with warty unfeminine faces, small black framed spectacles and unfashionable bob haircuts, spouting misandryst drivel from their hard cruel looking mouths. hypocrites and weasels, the lot of them.
who’s that butch lesbian over there? why it’s none other than helen, a member of the local cl-tterati.

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