Close Da Fridge
slang phrase for saying shut your mouth, be quiet, or stfu
when you’re sick of hearing what someone else is saying you want them to close da fridge.
derrick: so i wasn’t sure if i should wear the plaid pants or just go with my jorts…well i mean i guess the plaid ones are…
steve: yo! close da fridge! you sound like a b-tch!
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