closet fairy


a h-m-s-xual person who is still “in the closet” or not ready to reveal that s/he prefers members of his or her own gender.
boy 1: dude, john keeps looking at me in the locker room
boy 2: yea, he’s such a closet fairy. he should just come out, already
a closet fairy is a person who goes around telling random people they are gay. for any comeback, they use the word “gay.”
shut up, you are so gay!
nah man, you’re just a jealous closet fairy.
dude, you are so gay. who do you think you are?

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