Closet Fapper
a person who endlessly denies that they fap when they are questioned about it….but when they get home…..they proceed to fap.
me: do you fap bro? i know i do when i get the urge
guy: h-ll no you loser! i have too many girls on my nuts for that
me: (this guy is probably a closet fapper)
(later that night) guy: what p-rn shall i view tonight?
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