cluft


1. the mysterious clump of matter that appears, without warning, in the hairy part of the -sshole.

2. some one who has the iq level tantamount to the aforementioned hairy -sshole.
“oh man, i was so itchy untill i found a m-ssive cluft of g-d-knows-what when i went to take a sh-t!”

“he just lit fireworks in his pants! what a cluft!”

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