clutch ferguson
when you friend starts drinking and turns into a bad -ss party animal, double fisted drinking motherf-cker, doing snow angels in the middle of a casino, winning s-xy halloween costume contests just by showing up in a leotard. and he also makes amazing papas and chorizo.
ana: “what happened last night?”
miane: “last thing i remember, clutch ferguson showed up…the rest is blur”
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